jokes that will never be funny
- holocaust jokes
- fat jokes
- racist jokes
- rape jokes
- transphobic jokes
- homophobic jokes
- sexist jokes
jokes that will always be funny
- “that’s a weird looking dog”
- mmm whatcha say
- the audition meme
- doge
- trolling beetles fans
- dad jokes
ending long sentences with by fall out boy
Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”
Also:
- Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects
- Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects
- Rickrolls
And
• Finding a picture of a weird face and slowly zooming in to dramatic music.
- Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible
incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)
calling easily explainable phenomena “witchcraft”
• conflating two similar idiomatic phrases (e.g. are you having a kidding me)
• inserting the word fuck or fucking into unusual places. bonus if it’s in other languages (e.g. excusez the fuck out of moi, entfuckingschuldigung)
cutting off a sentence with the word gun.
replacing one word in a song with something that sounds similar but is vastly different (example; “what a shame the poor grooms bride is a horse”)
calling giant fictional dogs and wolves like cerberus or fenrir “puppies”
calling fully grown big cats like lions and tigers “kitties”