typical millennial budget

- uber fares - $9,000,000 a day
- toothpaste - $75
- going out to a bar every other week - $45,000,000
- each shoe - $750,000
- breathing air in the club - $100 a breath

for a total of $75,000,000,000 a week y’all spend

maybe if y’all would save money you wouldn’t be complaining about money