An ace and her twin sister are at a bar, the sister is ordering drinks and a guy comes up and starts hitting one the ace
Guy: you're pretty, can I buy you a drink or you wanna dance?
Ace sister: I'm asexual so id prefer not to sorry
Guy: so are you a plant or something and preform mitosis?
Ace sister: ya, how'd you think she got here *points at sister*
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