D&D Bird Alignments

woodelf68:

feepsmoothie:

clowderofcloudies:

momnar:

noodledog:

Lawful good- Hummingbirds. Just look at them and tell me they aren’t blessed paladins of all things good. You can’t.

Neutral good- Finches and sparrows. Peepers. Harmless.

Chaotic good- Parrots? Some are nice birbs but the screetches and the bites..

Lawful neutral- Red winged blackbirds. Insect eater, pretty songs but will heck you up if you get too close to their babies.

True neutral- Pigeons. Bob ya head and coo.

Chaotic neutral- POOTOO

Lawful evil- Shrikes. Birds gotta eat.

Neutral evil- Starlings. Fuck you for killing baby birds.

Chaotic evil- GEESE.

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Go, little paladin!

I mean, geese are evil but have you ever met a swan? They could win a fight with Satan.

@cotestuck

I’d like to thank tumblr for introducing me to the Potoo. 

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Originally posted by leperturbia

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