I witnessed a man in a perfectly tailored sleek suit, perfectly coifed silver hair, very shiny cufflinks, the whole deal

and crocs.

And to be honest. Life goals. That’s how you know you’ve made it. When you wear crocs with your suit that cost thousands to a high end social event that was high end enough to buy the zoo for the day. And no one says a damn thing. Good for you sir. You made it.

Just found out that a man who came up to ask what part of the world Green Moray Eels are from, who then chatted about dives and mentioned he’d hate to run into one, who I then told that eels aren’t typically super agressive or territorial unless provoked, and who I had the thought “wow he looks a lot like bill gates” about: was in fact, Bill Goddamn Gates