wholockeddruid

Everyone’s screaming, “But where is White Diamond!??!?” and I just have this mental image of her in some tropical planet, chilling with her Pearl holding a piña colada for her and with her ship’s communication systems muted and all the screens reading “28377 missed calls from Yellow and 8292994728 missed calls from Blue.”
She so doesn’t have time for this shit.

aspiring-procrastinator

Blue: Yellow and I are hosting a trial to punish Rose Quartz for shattering our beloved Pink. Could you please show up for once??

White: ✔️Read 2:43 PM