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anotherworldsmith:

anotherworldsmith:

prokopetz:

Historically, there are major four groups that have commonly been described as “adventurers”:

a. Pirates and bandits who realised that the real money lay in getting people to pay them to go pillage someone else;

b. Members of the idle rich who wandered about robbing tombs and subjugating the locals for fun rather than for profit, often distinguishable from the first group only by the presence of a “Sir” before their names;

c. People who just wanted to look at birds, but it sort of got out of hand; and

d. Lesbians.

Now, I’m not saying that this taxonomy would make a reasonable basis for a class system in a tabletop roleplaying game, but I’m not not saying it either.

D&D but your only class choices are Pirate, The Idle Rich, Birdwatcher, and Lesbian.

@probablybadrpgideas

why not be all four at the same time? a lesbian pirate who is secretly rich and enjoys bird watching

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