ok so this is probably old news but
I recently bought the 2016 homestuck calendar
had it open to the March page for a while
This one right
and I had it where I could see it all month, so I stared at it often
so like
we have Caliborn running away with a box of cereal right
it’s like an obvious homage to Lucky Charms cereal, with the leprechauns and everything. So while it doesn’t explicitly say so on the box, we can safely assume it’s cereal
so we have Caliborn running with the cereal, and the kids chasing after him right
Jane with her spoon and a bowl, Roxy with a carton of milk, Dirk with his fist up in anger (probably doesn’t actually want the cereal, is just along for the ride) and Jake with his……
his……
JAKE
JAKE WHY
JAKE WHY WOULD YOU EAT YOUR CEREAL WITH A FORK
THAT’S NOT THE WAY YOU EAT CEREAL STOP THAT