a dipshit politician: i think the earth is actually made of a fart and also it's square.
news outlet: this politician claims the earht is a square fart? we have called lots of experts on this. heres a gastroenterologist. hello doctor
gastroenterologist: thank you dianne for having me on the show. farts are poot gas!
news outlet: mr doctor, is earth a fart?
gastroenterologsit: as a smart science man, i observe earth and to me personally, it does not seem like farts. could be, but i don't buy it, dianne.
news outlet: if it were, could it be a square one?
gastroenterologist: interesting question! i have some evidence that it could not be, because farts arent a shape. however, science is a mysterious sexy woman, so i dont know maybe.
news outlet: thank you doctor. we will continue giving credibility to this by taking it seriously and asking literally everyone if they think earth could be a square fart for the next 3 years. stay tuned
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