a dipshit politician i think the earth is actually made of a fart and also it's square.

news outlet this politician claims the earht is a square fart? we have called lots of experts on this. heres a gastroenterologist. hello doctor

gastroenterologist thank you dianne for having me on the show. farts are poot gas!

news outlet mr doctor, is earth a fart?

gastroenterologsit as a smart science man, i observe earth and to me personally, it does not seem like farts. could be, but i don't buy it, dianne.

news outlet if it were, could it be a square one?

gastroenterologist interesting question! i have some evidence that it could not be, because farts arent a shape. however, science is a mysterious sexy woman, so i dont know maybe.

news outlet thank you doctor. we will continue giving credibility to this by taking it seriously and asking literally everyone if they think earth could be a square fart for the next 3 years. stay tuned