pungoescheer asked paperseverywhere:

What sort of train wreck would Reverse Petstuck Jade and Karkat be like

Anonymous asked paperseverywhere:

Reverse petstuck with Jade and Karkat? I can’t decide whether she would be the only thing that could calm him down, or totally give him an aneurysm.

I know that you’re expecting something crazy but I saw this post on my Dash and I couldn’t help it. ;u; 

[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM]

[SHOVES YOU INTO BED]

[AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN]

[THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU]

[SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU]

[KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD]

[BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS]

“WHY THE *&%# WOULD I DO THAT SHE’S ALREADY ASLEEP”

[RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]

[SLAMS THE DOOR]