Roses are red
The fifth month is called may
This is it. This is why I’m gay
“[the ”study”] argues that following a healthy diet with no sugar and sleeping adequately will ‘cure’ homosexuality in an individual and prevent its return. It directs people to “steer clear of… heavy or rich foods, fatty or fried meals, spicy dishes, citrus fruits and carbonated drinks”, if they want to stay heterosexual.”
This makes sense now.
Junkfood is gay culture, enjoy your kale str8ies