Silver Tongue

chefpyro:

litsy-kalyptica:

deeyvthai:

chefpyro:

when a tree gives a handjob it’s called a lumberjack

I hate you

why is this “when”? when does a tree give a handjob?

only when they’re very confident that you’re the right kind of person for them. and never on the first date. be patient

Canadians are the right kind of people for trees.

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