Regardless of your sexual leanings, 70% off is a bloody good deal.

Now I can afford to be even more asexual than ever before

I miss the days when asexuality was under a dollar a gallon.

I wonder if the asexuality on Amazon is Prime eligible?

Yes…asexuals always have free shipping.

But is asexuality available for instant streaming?

Yes, but unfortunately you have to use RealPlayer.

This is a better deal than even the pink, lavender, and blue flag sale! You know, the bi one, get two offer?

Wow I can finally afford to be asexual this summer. Bitches won’t hold any sway over me now!

I prefer my asexuality organic and homemade thank you very much. Buying that cheap can’t be proper quality.