Silver Tongue

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party-into-thesun:

sharkchunks:

basedgosh:

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

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I couldn’t even read that in my head

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    Her name is literally Silly Sally. She is silly. That’s the whole point. You’re just overthinking it.
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