do u ever consume a media thats so aggressively het that every like Attractive Youngish Character has a really obviously love-interest-y counterpart of the ~~opposite~~ gender? like to the point where when theres 4 dudes and 4 chicks n then AN ADDITIONAL DUDE JOINS THE CAST you’re like

my god… who is this extra man. is one of the OTHER men going to DIE to even out this discrepancy?????? should i be CONCERNED about these other men????

who has lost a man… spare man found… please come and claim him at the front desk