pyrlspite:

imagine living on earth c and you’re walking your dog and you look up to see god drifting through the sky on a jpeggy skateboard and you give him a thumbs up and you can just see him return it with a subtle, unbelievably cool nod

Imagine living on earth c and seeing a trailer for the new summer action blockbuster staring God flaunting his ass like tomb raider.

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