heterophobiac:

Generic Long Text Post from 2012-2014

OP: So why the fuck do barbers have these swirly pole thingys??

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1st comment: They siphon the energy of lost hair.

2nd comment: ALRIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS PULL UP A CHAIR AND TAKE A SEAT AT YOUR DESKS BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO LEARN YOU A THING.

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SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKER? ITS A MOTHER FUCKING BOOBLE POOLE FROM MEDIEVAL TIMES.

*60 lines of text you can find from wikipedia*

IM PRETTY PASSIONATE ABOUT BOOBLE POOLES OK?

3rd comment: Things are getting heated up in the Booble Pooles fandom!

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