chefpyro:

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officialbankofamerica:

candygarnet:

officialbankofamerica:

candygarnet:

so if you fucked your clone and took each others virginity, wouldn’t you still be a virgin?

i know this is half shitpost, but you wouldn’t be a virgin because losing your virginity is just a phrase that indicates gaining a new experience. However, it could still be labelled as masturbation. 

the matter at hand here isnt “fucking someone that is also yourself” its more along the lines of “if you trade virginities with yourself you’re still a virgin by technical standards”

how on earth do you trade virginities

its the law of conservation of virginity. you dont just lose your virginity when you have sex, you trade it.

can’t wait for the next season of Fullmetal Virgin

full metal virgin (2004) or full metal virgin brotherhood?