"Parasect has a magical potion that can make all the Pokemon in the world stronger"

some dragon ball z fanart, just like you'd find in any reputable pokemon magazine

"let's just list off all the stock art and call it an article"

"oh fuck we don't have stock art for the new pokemon"

"no big deal, just draw them in ms paint"

oh hey, an actual normal article, maybe this magazine will stop being insane

...never mind

i've been looking at this for ten minutes and still have no idea what it means

this alone was worth the purchase price