slytherinicequeen:

andrastesass:

kisu-no-hi:

kisu-no-hi:

Oh my god.

If Dragon Age 2 is basically the story told by Varric…

HOW DID HE KNOW THE DETAILS OF SEX SCENES?

DOES THAT MEAN HAWKE TOLD HIM?

But even better: Everything we see is told by Varric. 

That means…

Varric: Hawke then sensually pushed Fenris against the wall and held him there while he—-
Cassandra: I doubt this is relevant to where I can find the Champion—
Varric: It is. So I was saying: he held him there while he got closer to kiss him eagerly. Then—

Don’t even pretend. You know it went more like:

Varric: Hawke then sensually pushed Fenris against the wall and held him there while he….
Cassandra: YES? AND?
Varric: *tries not to smile* While he got closer to kiss him eagerly. Then….
Cassandra: THEN DID HE TELL HIM HE LOVED HIM?
Varric: Hold on, Seeker, I’m getting there.
Cassandra: *literally sitting on edge of seat with chin in hands*

“…..smutty literature”