landofsomethingsomething:

rosmarinjaeger:

Discourse: Who walks Rose down the aisle?

A) Dave

B) Roxy

C) No one, Rose waits at the altar and Karkat walks Kanaya.

- rose waits at the altar and watches as kanaya walks up in her amazing gown solo and the two of them rock the show on their own no accompaniment required

- rose waits at the altar and kanaya and karkat awkwardly trundle up the aisle having no idea if they are doing this human ceremony correctly, bumping into each other, karkat practically runs back to his seat

- rose & kanaya walk up together with roxy on rose’s arm and karkat on kanaya’s. OR dave is on rose’s arm BECAUSE ROXY IS OFFICIATING, BAM. (dave also practically runs back to his seat.) OR dirk is on rose’s arm b/c rose thought it would be hilarious to make him perform this role, look, it’s traditional in the most subversive way possible and that’s appealing ok

- BASICALLY ANY COMBO OF ALL THIS IS DELIGHTFUL 

- the other 3 strilondes just load rose over their heads and carry her down the aisle like a cartoon

terezi is the best man