yesterday I almost crashed on the tollway because I saw a man driving and just taking a bite out of a whole, unpeeled grapefruit. it was a hateful act.
I don’t believe aliens are hiding among us but that man was without a doubt an alien
Could just be a time travelr from a flooded post apocalyptic world who lives on sodas left by his genetic son in the past and has never tasted real fruit before.
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