lord–megatron:

lord–megatron:

yesterday I almost crashed on the tollway because I saw a man driving and just taking a bite out of a whole, unpeeled grapefruit. it was a hateful act.

I don’t believe aliens are hiding among us but that man was without a doubt an alien

Could just be a time travelr from a flooded post apocalyptic world who lives on sodas left by his genetic son in the past and has never tasted real fruit before.

Reblogged 3 years ago from jadewares (Originally from bigtiddymegatron69)
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