Silver Tongue
His palms currently perspire,

the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:

mcgama:

the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:

his knees weakened,
arms encumbered,

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vomit haveth appeared on his armour already,

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mothers pasta of Italian origin

pasta, lasagna, and pizza were actually brought to Italy from China by Marco Polo during the 13th century but okay.

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This armour is late 16th century. That gives my mother of Italian origin 3 centuries to develop her pasta in order for me to vomit it on myself. This meme is historically accurate.

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