mezzodical

one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

theorynoodle

Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”

DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”

lovelylovelyartist

Fighter: I want to see my little boy

DM: roll a perception check

*nat 20*

DM: here he comes

z-nogyrop

bard: toss me my keys

*rolls a 1*

DM: i thought you said printer

spiritednug

Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries

DM: roll a perception check

*rolls a 9*

Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.

bemusedlybespectacled

Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

DM: Roll an intimidation check.

*nat 20*

DM: Poseidon quivers before him!

Druid: Fuck off!

laughlikesomethingbroken

Wizard: I bring helium baloons into the carriage.

DM: Inventor, roll a saving throw for intelligence.

*rolls a 1*

DM: The car’s not built for helium balloons!

Inventor: Ah, we’re flyin’ awee!

mild-cherry-pepci

Bard: I pour myself a bowl of cereal.

Sorcerer: The cereal is lemons.

DM: Alchemy check!

*nat 20*

Bard: … well when life gives you lemons