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fucked up how the “bad guy” in toy story 2 was just an adult toy collector and toy store owner whose only crime was getting a good deal at a yard sale 

not only that but his “evil plan” was to send woody and the other toys from woody’s line to a museum for preservation

dude winds up losing his entire livelihood and going bankrupt and sobbing on live television all because he wanted to preserve a piece of history in a museum

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Andy’s mom clearly said Woody wasn’t for sale and kept him in a locked box so nobody could take him. Al distracted Andy’s mom with a skateboard crash and then proceeded to pick the lock on the box and stole him.

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Al also turned off the fences at Jurassic Park and psychologically tormented Jerry Seinfeld for years on end.