New PETA ad looks like two guys had a threesome with a chicken and she completely blew their minds.
“we must never speak of this”
I legitimately have no idea what this ad was otherwise trying to convey
like seriously
I know that they’re utterly stupid in every way
but what even the hell“WE CAN’T FUCK, IT’S BACK”
“Just
just ask her to leave”
“SHE’S LOOKING RIGHT AT ME OH GOD SHE’S LOOKING RIGHT AT ME”
“I’m scared”
“Your scared?
I’M TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW”
“Just lay still
Maybe if it thinks we’re asleep it will leave”
It wouldn’t be a problem if that chicken was cooked.
Just saying.
One of the guys adopted a chicken and it’s gotten attached to him. it follows him everywhere which wasn’t a problem until they left the bedroom door open. They’re i nthe middle of foreplay when there’s a clucking sound and they look down to find the chicken at the end of the bed watching them.
“What if it pecks at my pecker?”
You could say they’ve been… cock blocked.
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