firebreathingeli

I need to take my morning meds but the only liquid I have is tequila…is this a road worth going down at 10am or am I better off dry swallowing?

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Do you have tap water maybe? I don’t know what you’re taking but that just sounds like a bad idea

firebreathingeli

Hi everybody, I’m a dumbass who forgot tap water exists.

firebreathingeli

I put my blood, sweat, and tears into hand crafted posts that I forge atop a mountain in Switzerland where I use organic shit posts and fresh mountain memes AND this is what you goblins reblog

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blood sweat and tears are also liquids you could have drank