meme-loving-stuck:

the-rogue-0f-light:

prince-of-space:

the-rogue-0f-light:

OK AM I IMAGINING THIS OR ARE THOSE SHOES DIFFERENT… AND SPARKLY… DID…. DID TEREZI STEAL JADE’S SHOES????

[those don’t belong to you]

You are imagining things. You are absolutely imagining things. 

How on EARTH or in ANY realm of Paradox Space could Terezi have gotten Jade’s goddamn fucking shoes 

Out of ALL the goddamn theories I’ve seen you post, this is by far the STUPIDEST

Terezi has just been BEATEN HALF TO DEATH by her ABUSIVE KISMISIS, seen/smelled two of her BEST FRIENDS DIE IN FRONT OF HER, got STABBED THROUGH THE GUT, AND was denied ANY SORT OF CLOSURE AGAINST THE PERSON WHO BLACKMAILED HER INTO GETTING HER EYESIGHT BACK AND THE PERSON WHO GAVE HER EYESIGHT BACK 

But sure. Under ALL THE FUCKING STRESS SHE’S UNDER, not to mention SHE’S HALF FUCKING DEAD

She had time to go steal someone’s FUCKING SHOES when she had a pair of perfectly good shoes to begin with. 

And before you say “THEY’RE ALL SPARKLY”, no. No, she just CRASH LANDED INTO THE GROUND. Is it too much to think that maybe, MAYBE, its DUST AND DIRT FROM CRASH LANDING FACE FIRST ON THE GROUND???

three years and this is still the funniest fucking homestuck post to ever exist

funny huh? well, prepare to have your mind blown. Jades ruby slippers are a reference to the ruby slippers of wizard of oz which could transport the wearer to wherever they wanted as long as they had it where they wanted clearly in their mind. What if the ruby slippers are what helped her, as a seer of mind, find out the right thoughts to make a proper retcon as well as aided her in the dream bubbles in finding (vriska)