not to be a conspiracy theorist but i feel like the hets are deliberately making it harder and harder for us to find other gay people… stealing lesbian fashions… girls who sit in each other’s laps and say “girlfriend”… dudebros who play “gay chicken”… using our gay arts and songs… ironic rainbows… straights with only gay ships… it’s so bad that at this point a guy in a rainbow feather boa could get up on a stage, announce he’s gay, and suck five dicks at once and i’d still think there was a chance he’s straight… this has to be deliberate like theres a plot here y'all