masculinityissofragile

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

greythegryphon

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

itsstuckyinmyhead

beigency

yellowpillowcase

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

puddletumbles

so ppl know

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I’m so relieved that he wasn’t serious and I’m sure his dentist is too

queen-of-ancapistan

dude I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I NEVER saw the last bit and I am so shook.