cute date idea
we go to an aquarium. you point out all the fish you like. i jump in the tank and attempt to fight them to win your affection
But then you pick the shark, the god damn apex predator of the ocean. I go in there and try to fight it anyways. I fucking lose though because its a mother fucking shark and instead the shark wins your affection and you two end up getting married. That was 6 years ago and now whenever im on facebook I see how happy you are with your shark husband and shark children. I often think to myself that I never should have fought that shark but then I look and see how happy you are and realize, I wouldn’t change a thing.
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will I also fight the shark for youuhhh hard yes-no
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