the-cats-meouch

*randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what’s up?

neednothavehappenedtobetrue

*forty bats coalescing into an approximate human form, holding a gatorade* not much, how about you?

ahalfofoneforbreakfast

*literally just a snake* i don’t have arms

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