Hagrid, what are you doing here?  Where's -- James -- and Lily?
Peter.  Wah!  Harry?  I can take him.  I'm his godfather!  Dumbledore says he goes to Lily's sister.  Man, seriously?  FUCK Dumbledore!
I'm his legal guardian.  I can't.  He needs me!  I can't lose him, I'm all he has.  I'm so sorry... Hagrid, give me Harry.  Please don't make me.  Sirius, no!  Stupefy.
Shit.  Hey kid.  Let's go.  Dear Remus, First: I apologize.  Second: I kidnapped Harry.  HELP.  Don't tell the order.  -Padfoot