Silver Tongue
garbashians:
“ jerseydevilslesbianlover:
“ pidge-gunson:
“ neko-crimson:
“what the actual fuck
”
Men don’t know women can pee
”
ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body
”
i...

garbashians:

jerseydevilslesbianlover:

pidge-gunson:

neko-crimson:

what the actual fuck

Men don’t know women can pee

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

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