thislovelymaelstrom:

ughchekov:

this girl at work was like “would you date a guy shorter than you?” and i said “nah fam.” and this other guy was like “don’t you think that’s kinda shallow?” and i looked him dead in the eye and said “i’m a lesbian, carl.”

“i’m a lesbian, carl” is now the official companion to “harold, they’re lesbians”

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