where’s that one greentext about the guy who got pulled over for speeding while drunk driving so he stabbed himself and told the cop he got stabbed and was going to the hospital just to get out of the speeding/dui ticket
Here you go
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I was considering stabbing myself last night because I got pulled over and got a $300 ticket. Should have stabbed...
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