drnitrusbrio: “That right there is the evolvo-ray, now let’s talk about the evolvo-ray. Can we talk about the evolvo-ray, please, Tropy? I’ve been dying to talk about the evolvo-ray with you all day, okay? Dr. Cortex. This name keeps coming up over...

drnitrusbrio:

That right there is the evolvo-ray, now let’s talk about the evolvo-ray. Can we talk about the evolvo-ray, please, Tropy? I’ve been dying to talk about the evolvo-ray with you all day, okay? Dr. Cortex. This name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Cortex’s credit isn’t getting sent back to me. Dr. Cortex. Dr. Cortex. I look in the mail THIS WHOLE BOX IS DR. CORTEX! So I say to myself “I gotta find this guy, I gotta go up to his lair, I gotta put my fist in the guy’s god damn face!” otherwise he’s never gonna get it, he’s gonna keep coming back down here! So I go up to Cortex’s office and what do I found out Tropy? What do I? Find? Out? There is no Dr. Cortex. The man does not exist. Okay, so I decided ooooooh shit buddy I gotta dig a little deeper “There’s no Dr. Cortex?” You gotta be kidding me I GOT BOXES FULL OF CORTEX! Alright so I start marching my way down to N. Gin in HR anD I KNOCK ON HIS DOOR AND I SAY “N. GIIIN! N. GIIIN! I GOTTA TALK TO YOU ABOUT CORTEX!” and when I open the door what do I find? There’s not a single god damn desk in that lair. There is… No… N. Gin in HR… Tropy, Half the minions in this iceberg have been made up. This lair is a god damn ghost town.

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