Silver Tongue
beesmygod: “ pduu: “ everyworldneedslove: “ dirkbolero: “ spaceshipoftheseus: “ matt-ruins-feminisms-shit: “” Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside...

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Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.

This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.

This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.

THIS IS THE BEST LITMUS TEST FOR SANDWICH-OR-NOT I HAVE SEEN.

so a poptart’s a sandwich

a poptart is a calzone you dumbass

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    I mean, yeah, but why should I care what an aristocrat with a gambling addiction thinks?It’s a sandwich
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