wanderingmultiverse:
“ crystaldrone:
“ merfolkish:
“oh man i can imagine the screaming fits
”
oh my god
”
I remember my astronomy teacher telling us about this. The microwave oven is supposed to be shielded and everything, but there’s always that one...

wanderingmultiverse:

crystaldrone:

merfolkish:

oh man i can imagine the screaming fits

oh my god

I remember my astronomy teacher telling us about this. The microwave oven is supposed to be shielded and everything, but there’s always that one impatient asshole who yanks the door open 2 seconds before the timer runs down… registering a short burst of radiation that looks quite interesting to a group trying to look at the cosmic microwave background radiation of the universe.

the moral of the story is just wait the extra 2 goddamn seconds for your hot pocket, steve.

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