oh man i can imagine the screaming fits

oh my god

I remember my astronomy teacher telling us about this. The microwave oven is supposed to be shielded and everything, but there’s always that one impatient asshole who yanks the door open 2 seconds before the timer runs down… registering a short burst of radiation that looks quite interesting to a group trying to look at the cosmic microwave background radiation of the universe.

the moral of the story is just wait the extra 2 goddamn seconds for your hot pocket, steve.