Jane’s had to deal with attempts on her life so much that she literally just casually calls them “Measly assassination attempts” Like, Janey’s life is in danger so often that she’s numb to it by now, she stone cold does not give a fuck. You could tell her you’re gonna straight up murder her and she’d probably just be like “Just try it you coward, you can’t do shit. Fucking try me.” Jane Crocker is fucking metal.
Remember that one Jimmy John’s employee who was held at gunpoint by a robber but he just kept taking the dudes order like nothing happened? That’s Jane.
she even brushed it off when one of her best friends tried to kill her shortly after her own great grandmother tried to kill her which was JUST after jack murdered her on prospit.