why not save time with all these “sports” by making them all play at the same time on the same pitch?
i call it the Fuckening and it’s the biggest event on the calendar
additional rules: at all times players must obey the rules of their respective sports, unless they hold hands with a player from another sport, in which case their sport rules switch over for as long as they hold hands
cheers, 4am me, for the worst post i’ve ever made
by worst you mean best right.