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things griffin looked like while wearing a top hat in the mbmbam tv show

  • a rotisserie shithead
  • Jamiroquai’s dad
  • a new character in Candyland that only steals Twizzlers
  • a vaudeville usher who’s trying for a management position
  • if hepatitis was a person
  • a big asshole
  • the ringleader of a pornography circus
  • the hype man for a (failed) 90s hip hop group that had a lot of conflicting stylistic opinions
  • the St. Peter that meets fashion trends in hell
  • a magician who doesn’t realize why he can’t get children’s party jobs
  • a homeless LED sign salesman
  • a pizza sign dancer from a dystopian future where we have LED signs but not any clothes
  • a character from a Dr. Seuss novel that he decided to discard
  • a worker at a shitty steampunk Gadzooks
  • an undertaker for clowns
  • a magical high tech pervert
  • like he tripped and fell into a Spencer’s Gifts
  • like a carpet fucked a nerd
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