Aro laughed. “Ha ha ha,” he giggled.
-Stephenie Meyer New Moon
Excuse me but
“His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel… or something.”
-EL James Fifty Shades of GrayFifty Shades is a treasure trove of terrible lines.
“I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of the Communist Manifesto.”
“His erection springs free. Holy cow!”
“Holy crap! He’s wearing a white shirt.”
The fact it used to be Twilight fanfiction really comes through when you actually look up some of the text.
“His eyebrows widened”
- E.L. James; Fifty Shades of Grey
This post always makes me feel better about myself.
I stopped my work day so I could make this stupid gif.
I nearly peed.
YOU ASSHOLE I ALMOPST CHOKED ON MY APPLE JUST NOW
I feel better about my writing
This is proof FanFiction writers can make it big.
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