askvalsmall:

definitely-not-lucien:

carmenseeya:

askyamiandyugi:

nebellung:

Sarcastic ghost

Me as a ghost

@definitely-not-lucien
and
@e-vega420
both of you as ghosts

Accurate

You know, something similar happened when Amy and I moved into our apartment. It’s an old building, and right away when we first saw it, I got chills. Knew there had to be something in there. Nothing we can’t fix with a little ghost hunting, though.

So I get out my infrared camera and my tape recorder, as you do, and start asking some questions. The whole time I’m recording, I can see a spot on on the camera. Something’s definitely there. Can’t communicate with it, of course, but that’s what the tape’s for. I play it back, and we can hear it, plain as day: “Never Gonna Give You Up.” This damn supernatural entity has nothing better to do in its endless afterlife than Rickroll me and my girlfriend.

Well, a bored ghost is a dangerous ghost. so I exorcise the hell outta that whole building. Got some funny looks, but I’ve learned long ago not to pay any attention to the nonbelievers. About a week later, I get a call from the landlord. Turns out, this memelord of a ghost was tormenting the whole complex for months. Changing every song in a playlist to Smash Mouth, switching out people’s avatars with loss.jpeg, any damn meme you can think of. Really wreaked havoc, no one could do anything on their computers. She said to us, “I don’t know what you did, but it’s made all our lives a helluva lot easier.” Then she waives the next two months’ rent as thanks.

But I’m only joking, of course.

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