slimeghost

i’m in my car rn and i really wanna pick my nose but there’s a cute girl in the car in front of me and i don’t wanna look like a fucking animal

moonlandingwasfaked

do you uh normally pick your nose

slimeghost

my nostrils are the perfect size for my fingers. how can i not?

moonlandingwasfaked

because that’s fucking nasty. Do you fucking wipe your ass after shitting with you bare hands?

slimeghost

you’re supposed to wipe your ass?