Silver Tongue

monstrousdoctor:

ofools:

Whos the blacksmith out there moulding titty armour to every strong female character more accurately than the bra fitter at Victorias Secret

People in the comments on this saying that they can’t get a bra that fits at VS: they probs can’t fit you correctly because US sizes are garbage. If you have the $$$, measure yourself (there’s a Reddit called abrathatfits that has a guide) and then order from the U.K., who has way more standardized bra sizes, that go above DD.

I’m a 38FF which is just… not a size that exists in the US. If you’re having a lot of back strain, chances are your band size is too big and your cup size is too small. The US prioritizes keeping every girl a DD or lower, (because I guess big boobs are scary and bad) so they will move you to a bigger band size even though you don’t need it because they can’t give you the correct cup size.

Sorry for reblogging bra advice on a porn blog but I wish I had known this years sooner than I did.

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