Silver Tongue
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“the specific word people use to refer to fairies is such a good indicator of how weird they are
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Yeah, ‘cause some people*...

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the specific word people use to refer to fairies is such a good indicator of how weird they are

Yeah, ‘cause some people* know better than to call the Folk by that name.

You wanna vanish one day, bub? Just disappear? Wake up, it’s 2037, we elected a potted plant president?

there is a brownie who comes by my little home every evening to empty out my garbage-bags in exchange for a packet of Annie’s fruit snacks and a cup of warm water… i asked him what he thought of it and he said it was O.K….


anything else?

You’re the kind of person who climbs trees during lightning storms shouting “Thor and Zeus have small dongers!” aren’t you?

wow… it is a low blow but one i expected.

thankfully, it didn’t work on me.

anything else?

Nah, man, I’m good.

You?

me…?

this is me…

image

have a look…

do you still think you want to tangle with me?

will that be all…?

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