so… you know how in like 90% of zombie fiction it’s bites that kill you and make you a zombie, right?
okay so
i want you to get anything denim from your house and just fucking bite it. bite it as hard as you can
chances are you can’t bite through the denim very well
so, here’s what i’m thinking:
zombie apocalypse?
all-denim outfit.
the anti-zombie juniform
even in a zombie apocalypse you’re not catching me wearing a double denim
The true apocalypse would be those fashion choices.
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